saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
we are all obama
And I swear in that moment we were Obama
We accept the Obama we think we deserve
sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care
My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.
(via skinnygalore)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
(Source: doctortveit, via typicalwhitegirlurl)
(via typicalwhitegirlurl)
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
(via weightsandwellness)
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
(Source: boguskudos, via losingfatfindingfit)
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer”
Someone should write a book about this.
(via tiny-beast)
back in the day.
(Source: lolthatsme)
my thoughts are avocados i cannot fathom into guacamole
(via youredopegirl)
walk into the club like what up i got a great personality
(via iwillbestrongerandbetter)
